“A person dressed as an Olympic mascot tries to help another who fell at the badminton matches of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on Thursday.”

“A person dressed as an Olympic mascot tries to help another who fell at the badminton matches of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on Thursday.”

Barack Roll (via hmatkin)

“ We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you. ”

Matthew McConaughey could not be more of a stoner